Thursday, April 2, 2009

Quiz: What is Your Flirt Status?



Flirting is a game of art, where two people exchange coy smiles, intense eye contact and seductive body movement. Sometimes words aren't enough to articulate the heat burning inside but the locking of intense eyes are just about enough to say, "You raise my blood temperature."

With this quiz, find out what your Flirt status is!

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1) How do you feel about flirting?

a) It’s my favorite hobby!
b) It’s not as simple as 1+1.
c) It really is a waste of time, not really my thing…
d) I must…show some skin.



2) What happens when you flirt?


a) *giggle* The spotlight is on me, it’s what I do best!

b) *groans* I just...can’t…flirt.

c) *blushes* I always make a fool out of myself!

d) *sly smile* Clothes come off, duh!



3) What is your best line?


a) “Oh em gee! What a nice six-pack! What else do you have?”

b) “1998 was significant in Microsoft's history, with Bill Gates appointing Steve Ballmer as president.”

c) “What happened to the boy that drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up!”

d) “I can make a bow out of a Starbucks wrapper, wanna see?”


4) What animal do you compare yourself to?


a) A Bunny from Playboy Mansion.

b) A human version of a Windows Operating System.

c) Clownfish

d) A tiger on the prowl.



5) How do you feel about attention?


a) “Can you make the spotlight brighter, please?”

b) No x No x No (rounded to the nearest 10th number)

c) Umm…it really depends on what kind of attention and by whom.

d) I will do ANYTHING for attention.



6)What drink would you have if you were flirting at a club?


a) Vodka.

b) I’d love drinking up Microserfs by Douglas Coupland.

c) Water or Naked Juice is fine with me.

d) Maybe some henney, a shot of patrone…throw in a long island iced tea.



7) You see a very attractive person of the opposite sex across the room and think “aye caliente!"

What do you do next?


a) Catch his/her eye and smile.

b) Go home and write about it in your Macintosh laptop.

c) Dance and bump around the room to get his/her attention.

d) Leap across the room and pounce him/her.



8) Do you answer a question with a question?


a) Yes, I joke around when I’m flirting.

b) No, I believe it is highly vague and inappropriate.

c) Wha-? Are you supposed to answer a question with a question???

d) Duh, I lean in and whisper my question in his/her ear.


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Mostly A’s: Genius!

You know the signs and signals. You have acquired the necessary skills to maintain proper eye contact, body movement and conversation. You have great self-control and that will definitely become apparent to your flirting mate! It’s great to appear open and friendly, that way you can tell early on if the other person is attracted to you. Keep up the great work!


Mostly B’s: Oof!

Your flirt status is incredibly low. Work on your confidence and self-esteem. A person you are attracted to won’t have a clue that you are interested unless you find a way to express that. Nobody has to come right out and say, “I like you.” Flirting takes care of that; it’s a great way to have a couple laughs and meet new people. Read this article for basic tips: http://www.topdatingtips.com/flirting.htm



Mostly C’s: Learning!

You are somewhat flirty-challenged. You are confident about what you will say or do, but when the moment strikes, everything falls apart. This may result in rejection, which would put a damper on your ego. Visit this site: http://www.womenmadeeasy.net/articles/flirting_tips1.php Work on your technique before testing your skills on the opposite sex.



Mostly D’s: On Fire!
You know exactly what you want and how you want it! Try to tone it down a bit; flirting involves much more than just getting down. There are consequences to this kind of behavior, including having a hard time finding a great relationship with one person of the opposite sex. It’s great to be confident and assertive but just be careful that you don’t scare people away or seduce people who are married!


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